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22 Jun 2008

Juno : greatest comedy





here are my favourite quotes from Juno, enjoy

Bleeker : Come on, let me carry your bag.
Juno: Oh, what's another ten pounds?

Juno : Bren! You's a dick! I love it!

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

Rollo: Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno MacGuff: I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced. [Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]
Rollo: Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl: [to Juno] It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
Rollo: Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno MacGuff: Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto! Rollo: Well, you know where the lavatory is. [Juno heads towards the bathroom]
Rollo: [yells] You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!

Rollo: So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno MacGuff: I don't know. It's not seasoned yet. [grabs products]
Juno MacGuff: I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy. [shakes pregnancy tester]
Rollo: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.


Juno MacGuff: Yea, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. Like, you know what Bleek? I might pumice my feet, uh, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.
Paulie Bleeker: You're being really immature... You have no reason to be mad at me, I mean, you know, you broke MY heart. I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.
Juno MacGuff: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to like marry you?
Paulie Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'
Juno MacGuff: You just take Katrina Von douchebag to prom. I'm sure you two will have like a real bitchin' time
Paulie Bleeker: Well, I still have your underwear!


Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but... I guess normalcy isn't really our style.

Juno MacGuff: You should try talking to it. 'Cause, like, supposedly they can hear you even though it's all, like, ten-thousand leagues under the sea.


Juno MacGuff: [dog barking] Geez, Banana! Shut your freakin' gob, okay?!


Steve Rendazo: Hey, your book fell apart!
Juno MacGuff: Right?
Steve Rendazo: It must've looked at your face!

awesome ! LOVE IT! (pronounced as cute as Ellen Page did)




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corpsman ; Sunday, June 22, 2008


20 Jun 2008

i am a cactus, remember?


there was a tree that has a secret wish to be

to be like you.
yea dude, i promise you it was true
you're that kind of friend that i was looking for in the first place
i know you come and go, so do i

i wish that i was a human, so i have hands
just to hug you in moments like this
i wish i was a real creature with feelings
so i could also feel your pain, and not just stain

i wish you saw how great you were,
i don't care what you might think,
i just love you the way you are, dude

we should get into band, cause we make a good team
and i know that it's so cliche,
to tell you that everytime, i talk with you, is the new fresh day

this is going to be the best thing we've ever seen
just to be your friend, all ive got to say,
is i must have done something right

and you're all you
and your world is build by un-punctuality, mine too
and you're so healthy, in your mind

so, everybody needs a bestfriend
i am offering you one, dude
this is not a love letter
we'll start again, just be my friend :D

corpsman ; Friday, June 20, 2008


Candies


hey, lets get away from Indonesia
i know where you wanted to be,
out of this country, huh?
i'll be your crying shoulder
i'll be the greatest buddy of your life
let's watch that you-tube-concerts all night
we'll be both out of sight
cause i like riding bike that dawn
we'll gonna ride the biggest one
we're going to shoot those morning glories we meet
i'll be your best buddy ever, i promise you
i won't even care that we're going to be left out in the middle of the rain
in front of that cuddling couple
we'll see that gallery once more
let's punch anyone that bothers us
lets be free and so damn happy
we'll get to those children and just play pocky
lets be happy, my buddy
from this distance, i couldnt bear but write this song
lets stay uplate, we're gonna live our life
you're all on my mind, perhaps i went insane
maybe it's an awesome song, maybe it's just you, the greatest fever
life is a highway, i got such ups and downs
i don't know what to say
the point is, i am sorry
ps : i love ya
this bitch, really felt silly and, you know, stupid
wish we could really get along, until the time is gone

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corpsman ; Friday, June 20, 2008


5 Jun 2008

once in a lifetime, let's try


i am cool, are you?

is it real hard to be grown up?
to have just such a mature-minded fvcking brain?
that's all i wanted for, God

mungkin emang gampang (banget) untuk cuma tumbuh. makan aja tuh 4 sehat 5 sempurna. selesai deh. tapi gak segampang itu untuk ngebikin otak lo tumbuh, tumbuh dewasa dan bisa berfikir selayaknya orang dewasa. susah banget rasanya.
buat orang yang tergolong udah tau tujuan, yaitu jadi dewasa kayak gue aja masih butuh sejuta effort buat ngewujudin itu semua. dan sampe sekarang, i guess i only have reached 3 out of 100%. geela, mati aja lo nsy.


facts that i've found:

1. Dewasa itu pilihan. kalo gue sih, setiap kali gue menghadapi suatu masalah, gue selalu merasa kalau gue punya dua pilihan yang pertama kali muncul: hadapi atau hindari. dan biasanya sih, biasanya ya, gue lebih memilih untuk menghindar. okay you might call me a freaky loser, but hey i am not the only one. terus kalo udah gue hindari, then gue dihadapkan dengan pilihan lain: terus tersakiti oleh perasaan sendiri atau balik lagi ke pilihan pertama. biasanya, lagi2 biasanya, gue sih milih balik ke pilihan pertama dan mengganti options gue menjadi Hadapi, sob. and then as time goes by, gue selalu berharap kalo gue bisa membuka pikiran gue lebih luas, just like the elders did.

2. The Easiest way to forgive someone is to look into the damn world by his/her eyes. alias mengganti sudut pandang masalah kita dengan sudut pandang si pelaku kriminal (kriminal yg terjadi menurut our damn fvcking brain). dengan begitu biasanya, biasanya otak gue bisa lebih terbuka untuk menerima kesalahan dia, malah biasanya gue jadi malu sendiri, karna kalo gue jadi dia, maybe i'd do something even worse than that. watch out, people. tapi akhirnya gue menemukan kasus yang 'tidak biasa', sebuah kasus yang akhirnya memaksa gue meletakkan kata -biasanya- instead of -selalu-. sebuah kasus di mana setelah gue berfikir dan merenung dan berimajinasi se-kreatif mungkin, gue tetep aja ga pernah bisa menerima kesalahan cecunguk kriminal itu. gatau kenapa, gue selalu berfikir kalo gue jadi dia, well, honestly, i will never do that, even if i were him/her. fvck them anyway

3. The Hardest part to get into mature is Forgiving. ga perlu penjelasan, kan? Mahatma Gandhi pernah bilang sama gue: “The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.” tapi mau gimana lagi dong, gue juga gak ngerasa gue strong. so? what the hell should i do?

4. All we need is love, really. SEHARUSNYA, kita itu lebih banyak mencintai, bukannya berharap dicintai. harusnya kita bisa ngeliat dunia ini sebagai sebuah dunia yang indah banget, yang semua orangnya selalu baik. yang meskipun lo di jutekin, lo masih bisa sayang sama tuh orang, dengan mncoba berpikir kalo tuh orang cuma lagi pegel nahan boker. Tapi sayangnya oh sayangnya, susah betul tampaknya.

this is the world coming down on my head. eh mahatma gandhi, ga usah sotoy doangan deh lo, ajarin gue dong, what to do and how to?

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corpsman ; Thursday, June 05, 2008


photographs


zoo
how cute.
they rarely put their faces on these
hey, i grew taller

yes, we always do.
we're human.
oh sorry, so you're not?

wow ! say cheese! ouch, late!
yea, we were seem so well


little us in a big big world
yea, we're so small, we're so blind
we saw ourself in a normal way, as simple as a shadow
i wish there's strokes between
i took this, they told me to
well, i wish i was also jumping, that'd be great

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corpsman ; Thursday, June 05, 2008


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